The Flog – The Fabry Log

My brother and sister in law sent me the following and I thought you might enjoy them. You may have seen these before. The first is a brain test. I'm not sure it works here as well as on the email, but try it.

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every ' F ' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...




How many 'Fs' did you count?

If you said 3, you're normal. Most people say 3.
There are actually 6. Read the above again.

Here's the reasoning. The brain cannot process 'OF.'

Now, a few pretty good puns.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

5. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'

11. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

12. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

13. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.

14. A backward poet writes in-verse.

15. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.